Reblogged from booty had me like

thurdsay:

after i die i’ll probably still complain

Reblogged from psychedelic
Reblogged from EYE SCREAM SUNDAY

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

Reblogged from unlucky

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge…oh I forgot it was empty.

Tags: moi me .
Reblogged from you're my bloodsport
beyondhighh:

'merica

beyondhighh:

'merica

Reblogged from Bae

frostbitefingers:

hawk-and-handsaw:

friends don’t let friends leave marvel movies before the end of the credits

Reblogged from Stay

idontgiveahex:

idontgiveahex:

Yes it is

Is time travel possible? 

Reblogged from mini pasta cakes

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

Reblogged from HATE
Reblogged from
indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

Reblogged from too cool

blastortoise:

Chris Evans really gives off the “I have a big dick but I don’t brag about it” aura and I’m about that

Reblogged from moon child
Reblogged from